| Log Date | Title | Cast | Summary | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| January 28, 2001 | "Am I dead?" "...Not yet." | In which Bernie is somewhat traumatized by the aftermath of Rotem's firsting (though possibly not as badly as the church doors are), Matt continues to make himself beloved of the Gnawers, and cookies are eaten. With milk. Mmmm, milk. |