Liesl offers Oliver cucumber sandwiches.

Oliver accepts! Thank you. Offers tea.

Liesl mms. "But! The important question: what /kind/ of tea?"

Oliver says, "Breakfast tea."

Liesl accepts.

Aster says, "I hope it's not a casual tea. That stuff can be deadly."

Oliver says "No, no. Formally tea."

Oliver says, "Safe, just stuffy."

Aster says, "Gasp! Better keep that away from Karl Marx. He says all proper tea is theft!"

Shadi should do a plot where Sandra fights a chicken that is not a chicken.

Oliver says, "Will it cross the road?"

Jordan says, "What is it?"

Oliver says, "Or is it wearing a disguise to look like human guys?"

Jordan says, "If not a chicken."

Jordan says, "Is it extruded chicken-like product?"

Sandra would just eat it.

Sandra fears not the Embodiment of All Evil.

Shadi says, "Oliver: https://www.google.com/amp/s/shigekuni.wordpress.com/2012/05/16/a-chicken-that-was-not-a-chicken/amp/"

Jordan says, "Is it a punk duck?"

Sandra says, "~~~My claws be true this day~~~"

Jordan says, "With a little mohawk dyed red?"

Sandra says, "That goes on for like two pages btw."

Shadi says, "EVERYTHING he writes is like that"

Sandra says, "And longer."

Sandra says, "At first the shaman guy is like 'that chicken is evil incarnate' and kahlan's like nah"

Sandra says, "then Rick Rahl is like 'no I think it's evil' and she's like nah"

Sandra says, "And then this"

Sandra says, "So, correction, he spends like 50 pages building up to this."

Sandra says, "It's only approachable in mock threads."

Sandra finished the one in which the hero wins by carving a Randian statue to defeat communism. And labor unions.

Shadi just died at that all over again.

Sandra says, "Right??"

Shadi says, "Let's build a statue to defeat Damien Shaw"

Jordan says, "Did the chicken peck at someone's bootstraps so they couldn't pull themselves up by them?"

Jordan says, "Is that why the chicken is evil?"

Alma looks at Alec. on the one hand, he said he doesn't have pockets. on the other hand, he must be kidding

Guest0 says, "Everything is a pocket if you shove hard enough."

Alma suddenly trust everyone a lot mor

Guest0 says, "--Guest0, 2018"

Roz says, "Wise words, indeed."

Guest0 says, "Put it on a t-shirt."

Alma posts it on facebook next to a picture of Mark Twain

Roz nods solemnly.

Guest0 says, "That hack! He steals all my ideas!"

Guest0 says, "First the Theory of Relatives, and now this!"

Alma thought the theory of relatives was Plato

Roz says, "Nah, Freud."

Guest0 says, "Plate-o? The disney mouse's dog?"

Alec says, "yes"

Guest0 says, "Never heard of him."

Jordan says, "No, that's Goofy."

Guest0 says, "Silly, maybe."

Rei says, "What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis?"

Rei says, "Wight privilege."

Rei :D

Shadi :D

Shadi says, "What do you call it when a necromancer casts a third level spell on his undead?"

Shadi says, "WIGHT FLIGHT"

Rei says, "Also Wight Lightning"

Guest0 says, "Guys. Guys... two wrights DO make a wrong."

Oliver thought they made an airplane.

Guest0 says, "I hate you."

Alexandra says, "Haha. Well, if you want to meet Al..."

Wednesday says, "I do, but you have to call me Betty."