<OOC> Joel says, "I don't think I can soak an Explorer."
GM has to AFK suddenly during a scene, leading to a long silence, which leads to...
<OOC> Jai says, "Sooo. How 'bout that local sports team?"
<OOC> Gareth likes the local sports team the best. What with their sportsmanship, vis a vis that other team who aren't sportsmanlike in that game they play.
<OOC> Jai agrees entirely. Did you see the other day when that other team blatantly harmed that player from the local sports team, so that a point wasn't scored, but the person responsible for making sure everything is fair and by the rules didn't notice? I was so upset.
<OOC> Gareth was appropriately upset and let his local radio station know!
<OOC> Jai says, "Oh, on the show that focuses on sporting events, particularly those of local interest? I think I heard your call."
[Public] Karma says, "I'm just saying that if someone says that Karma cheated on her boyfriend, there is an objective truth of that, regardless of whether people believe that person or not"
[Public] Karma says, "I either did or did not, and there's no amount of definition that changes the Truth"
[Public] Karma does not have Schrodinger's Vagina
[Public] Karma says, "You can know exactly where I am or just how "fast" I am, but not both! >.>"
[Public] Lucid says, "we are all sooo worth the wait"
[Public] Lucid says, "except Petra.. shes pretty much what you expect :P"
[Public] Jai says, "Make up your mind: is she what you'd expect, or is she not worth the wait?"
[Public] Lucid says, "that very paradox is the preceived nature of Petra :)"
[Public] Jai says, "What's the postceived nature of Petra? :D"
[Public] Guest0 says, "'Nice tush'?"
<OOC> Cole has a bimbo accompaniment.
<OOC> Randall says, "I've never heard of that instrument, Cole!"
<OOC> Karuvar is just hot all the time.
<OOC> Karuvar says, "Hey a mav!"
<OOC> Fred says, "UNF"
<OOC> Jai says, "Yet accurage."
<OOC> Joan says, "Not much of one."
<OOC> Jai says, "...accurate."
<OOC> Fred says, "Accur-age."
<OOC> Jai says, "K-GRU TV, with the Accu-Rage forecast."
<OOC> Jai says, "Accurage, not your shoe-size?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane, how's the rage looking today?"
<OOC> Fred says, "Jane: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<OOC> Fred says, "Thanks Jane, now to Jim with sports."
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: You're in a hot tub with Jai and Damian. If there was any more LOVE in that tub it would impregnate every creature within ten miles and bake it cookies AT THE SAME TIME.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: Seriously, all you need is Karuvar and the entire city would be popping out smiling adorable kiddies.
To (Jai, Damian, Petra), Liane pages: I'm just sayin'.
<OOC> Bill says, "Gentlemen! You may wonder why I brought you here this evening."
<OOC> Andrea gasps. It was the butler after all?
<OOC> Jai thought it was the reading of the will!
<OOC> Bill says, "It's something much, much more sinister, I'm afraid."
<OOC> Jai says, "...the interpretive dancing of the will?"
<OOC> Bill says, "Unfortunately, yes."
<OOC> Jai says, "YOU MONSTER!"
<OOC> Bill says, "We shall see you in Hastings!"
<OOC> Jai says, "I'm kind of tired. Can I see you in Dawdlings instead?"
<OOC> Bill says, "Is that in Georgia? Oops."
<OOC> Bill says, "something something Jimmy Magna Carter."
<OOC> Damian says, "Now, in lycanthrope lore, silver bullets are totally the thing, but they pale in comparison to the rare material component 'Tongue of Jai'. Which is like eye of newt but harder to come by and a lot sexier."