Helen says "I think we should start a Garou band. Cubs and young cliaths!"
Anneka can sing pretty well. :,
Joey | Smashwyrm.
Helen says "Helen can sing too. And play guitar feasibly. ;>"
Agatha can sing, if she *has* to.
Helen says "Smashwyrm!"
Joey has a harmonica!
Anneka knows no instruments, but can sing pretty well. :)
Helen | Helen drags Agatha, Anneka, and Joey into Smashwyrm.
Mask says "Somebody once told me the Wyrm was gonna control me..."
Helen | If I go crazy then will you still call me Garou man..
Helen | .. with my super human might ... Pentexxiiite...
You say "Bernie can sing, but probably wouldn't. ;)"
Helen | Hey Gaia ... don't make us sad ...
Helen can see Helen playing drums. ;) Helen BANGBANGBANGBANG!
Joey | I can't get no...Kinfolk Action...
Helen | Tiny metis in my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....
Joey | Someone saved my Caern tonight...
Helen | Caaaaaaan you feel the caern toniiiiiiiiiiiight
Sebastian remixes the SmashWyrm hit for DDR. *stomp*stomp*stomp*
Dizzy | We might as well be walkin' on the spiral.
Helen | Deformed metis, you musta seen her ... tripping in the sand .... now she's in me ... always with me ... tiny metis, in my stomach...
Helen grins evilly. "Summer lovin'...had me a metis...summer lovin'...evil crinos fetus..."
Helen | There is no Erebus,.
Joey | I had a vision of Gaia...and that was all that you'd given to me...
Helen | Black and white Garoooooooooooooooooou.
Joey | I wanna hold her Klaii-ii-ii-ve. I wanna hold her Klaive!
Helen | One more Wyrmy down ... everybody's had those days ... one soft sweet howl's just enough to clean my claws ...
Helen | Komm gib me dienr Klaive!
Rusty| It's the...eye of the Garou...
Helen says "It's the end of the Wyrm as we know it, and I feel fine!"
Dizzy | I saw the Wyrm's face, now I'm a beliver.
Helen | ...then I saw the Wyrm's face! Now I'm a Black Spiral!
Joey | One Gift makes you smaller, the other gift makes you tall...and the gifts that, your elder gives you, don't do anything, at all...go ask Quiet, when she's 10 feet tall...
Helen | Ahhh look at all the bloody Garou.... ahhhh look at all the bloody Garou...
Helen says "Oops! I did it again! I kicked some Wyrm ass!"
Helen says "Got lost in the violence! Ooh baby baby."
Cameron sings the opening to Korn's twist, as his little contribution. And doesn't change the lyrics.
Cameron says "Except maybe 'shift' instead of 'twist'."
Joey | He met the Warder down in Old Hidden Walk, strutting herself in the Caern. He said "You know, Hey Joe, wanna get up and go-o-o-o! Kitchy kitchy ya ya ya ya...
Helen | I've been a bad bad girl ... I had sex with a Garouish maaaan ... and it's a sad sad world ... when a girl can whelp a metis just because she can ...
Anthony | The Wyrm came down to the caern, he was lookin' for a soul to steal -- he was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal / When he came across this young Galliard sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot, and the Wyrm slithered up on a hickory stump, saying 'Boy, lemme tell you what..'..
Helen says "Hey, hey. Gaia Gaia Gaia! ... Gaia! ... I'm! Doing this tonight! We're gonna start a Wyrmy fight! I know it can be right, come on..."
Helen says "I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie ... I wanna see you dead baby for Gaia Gaia Gaia!"
Joey | Say your prayers, little cub don't forget my son, to include all the tribes. They'll smack you down, on the ground, twist your head around, til
the Alpha comes 'round...sleep with one ear open, clutching your wolftail tight!
Helen... OH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE ALPHA!
Helen says "Shiny Happy Coggies laughing."
Helen says "Shiiiiiiiny happy Coggies smoking...."
Joey | That's me in the compound....that's me in the fire-light, losing my composure...
Helen says "Meet me in the caern! Garou, Garou! Throw your weed around! Smoke it, smoke it! Take it into the farmhouse! Garou, Garou! Put it in the yard, where the flowers grow!"
Helen says "Shiny happy Coggies holding haaaaaaaaaands!"
Helen says "Every one around -- screw 'em, screw 'em. Put it in your claws! Take it, take it!"
Helen likes Shiny Happy Coggies though.
Cameron | Gazers to the left of me, Gnawers to the right, here I am: stuck in the middle with you.
Dizzy | Whoa whoa whoa, now here we go; Just start the fire, start the show; So sit yourselves right in a line; A galliard here and it's storytime; Listen, looking in the air; pay attention like you really care; Now every garou ever born; come and kick the Wyrm.
Joey | Bash some heads! Get-al heal'll drive you mad!
Joey stands on the edge of a boat. "Neeeear, faaar, wherever you are....I believe, that my pack will, go on...
Guest-of-Salmon says "hehe Everybody was kailindo fighting..."
Dizzy | GarouMUSH: even the guests are insane.
Sebastian joins in the madness. | I've got the klaive that you want! Talen that you need! I've got more than enough to bring you to your knees!
Joey | One night in St. Claire and the World's your Kinfolk. Can't be too careful with her company...you'll find a .9 in every shoulder holster, and much to do when the Wyrm is free. I can feel a Metis walking next to me...
Agatha grins at Joey. "If you ever feel the urge to do more, I'd love to hear/read them."
You say "Why stop?"
Cameron says "Joey has a talent, it seems. :P"
Joey says "Because I'm tired, and I can't do anything from Les Miz without a pad and pencil."
Dizzy | Oooh, pretty kinfolk. Walkin' down the street. Pretty kinfolk, the kind I'd like to meet.
Ivy hehs. | Alpha of the Caern, Leader of the Sept, there to take the place from which the last one leapt. Here a small reform, there some sage advice, some might want to challenge, but they best think twice...
You say "Just so there's a Les Mis thing."
Guest-of-Wyvern aie Magic Shifter Breasts.
Wakshaani hey awk. "Shifting breasts? Aie."
Guest-of-Wyvern grins, and drags Wak into the awful world of WORA. That way, you'd know what I was talking about. :)
Ivy giggles.
Ivy says "Wonderful World of WORA is more euphonious. ;)"
Guest-of-Wyvern finds the link and hands it to Wak. Just go read this. | http://www.caput-mortuum.com/wora/logs/magicshifterbreasts.txt
Wakshaani eyes this. "How much are you gonna owe me if I go to this spooky sounding place?"
Wakshaani still demands a Bday gift, too.
Guest-of-Wyvern says "Sex and Pocky. That's all I'm offering. :P Just read it."
Wakshaani says "Oh. Well, geeze. Here we go, then."
Wakshaani . o O ( I mean, Pocky? Woo! )
Guest-of-Lion says "Sex just isn't worth as much as it used to be."
Guest-of-Wyvern gives up, and curls up laughing.
Wakshaani peers at this. Well.
Guest-of-Wyvern says "Don't you love the logic, Wak?"
Ivy lends that player her breasts for a few days. :P
Ivy says "Here, try these on, then try to justify it again."
Guest-of-Wyvern grins. Who wrote the breastjob rant? Classic!
Wakshaani can't quite *find* the logic. "I'm still stumbling over f-cups being held up by a friggin' camisol.
Ivy says "Not. Gonna. Happen."
Guest-of-Wyvern says "Sure ain't!"
Wakshaani has one word for that.
Wakshaani | FLOPA-loppa-loppa-loppa
Guest-of-Wyvern makes Wak read the breastjob rant too!
Wakshaani says "Mind you, it's certainly a unique way to slay Wyrmcritters."
Guest-of-Lion always assumes people who justify shifting increases in breast size are *probably* male players.
Ivy agrees.
Wakshaani | Say, Echen, this makes the tenth Fomori we've found with his head crushed in from both sides. Has someone been making Fetish Bowlingballs again?
Guest-of-Wyvern usually forgets about breasts when she descs her characters. Since they're women, she assumes everyone knows she's got some bumps on her chest. deal.
Guest-of-Lion fails to see the need, personally. I mean, it's 10 feet tall and gonna kill me, but... Damn look at those ta-tas!
Guest-of-Wyvern ROTFL!
Guest-of-Wyvern inhales coffee into her left lung, damn you. :)
Wakshaani . o O ( And don't forget! Garougirls have half a dozen or more! Woo!)
Guest-of-Wyvern threatens Wak with the Tygra-desc.
Ivy giggles.
Guest-of-Wyvern still stares at that one.
Wakshaani suddenly keels over, having an image of an eight-breasted Bo Derrik, dripping with fur, running down a beach, and this 'blubb-blubb-blubba' sound effect from it all.
Guest-of-Wyvern . o O (Well, she got the 'dripping' right...)
Wakshaani says "Thankfully, no one's ever asked me for what size Brit's chest is. I'll confess to have never given it a bit of thought. Her *voice*, I've thought about for weeks, to try and get just right, but floppybits? Feh."
Guest-of-Lion says "Maybe the Get were right, if that's the case. Do you get extra soak dice for having 8 DD breasts preceding you into battle?"
Wakshaani | *REAL* Furies cut 'em off, for better archery work!
Guest-of-Lion can imagine. Those bowstrings can cleave a nipple.
Ivy says "There's an image I didn't need. o.O"
Guest-of-Lion has done archery in a t-shirt before, and nearly done it. :P
Ivy watches enemies fall before them, shot dead by flying nipples.
Wakshaani topples.
Wakshaani heys. What was the name of the Old Man that was in so many Scooby Doo shows as the villain?
Cameron dunno.
Ivy either. Probably Old Man Something. ;)
Ivy says "Were they all the same guy?"
Cameron hees.
Ivy thought they just ran into a lot of bizarre evil old guys.
Wakshaani makes it up as 'Old Man Nelson', and leaves it at that. Hah.
Cameron nods, and thought there was quite a few.
Wakshaani says "They all started with 'Old Man', tho."
Ivy says "How rude is that, come to think of it? ;)"
Wakshaani nods. "Very, really."
Ivy would be evil too if everyone called her Old Woman Whatever all the time. :)
Wakshaani | Hey, yo, Old Man Nelson! | Dammit, you punk, I'm twenty eight! | What? What? Sorry, can't hear you. I guess your ears are going out! Hah! | ...What? That didn't make any sense! | Ooo, now he's old and confused, too. Alzhiemer's! | I do NOT have ... ARG!!!!!
Yi says "We are a dying race. The cyberworld is falling to the Eater-of-Periods, and the Lower case banes."
Wakshaani hee!
Ivy likes.
Yi says "When Will You Punctuate?"
Cameron stands fast wherever he goes. A bastion of exemplary punctuation and capitalization. And middling grammar.
Ivy says "Pedant: The Correcting."
Cameron breaks.
Ivy is tempted to make a little page of that.
Yi snickers, and co-authors with Ivy.
Ivy says "We should. Remind me, Yi. ;)"
Yi says "The Exclamations are our warriors, pointing out with vigor the various grammar and spelling errors to be corrected. The Semicolons keep run-ons from gaining ground, making sure that all is well told and coherent. The Colons keep overly long lists in check, signifying to the others when there is a lot of detail. The Commas are mysterious markers, but necessary in keeping the natural flow of breathing while conjuring the sentences. And finally, the Question Marks, who go beyond the norm and seek out further information wherever they are needed."
Yi says "This is Yi. This is Yi, at 3:30 AM. Any questions?"
Cameron says "You left out the periods. Those who put the finishing touches on the well-crafted sentences, and rush them out for consumption."
Yi says "Yeah, but then you get into the uglies... like the Hyphens and Tildes... Masquerading about amidst the languages."
Cameron says "Or the oft-abused ellipse! Oppressed tools of mystery and dramatic effect, who - like Hollywood hacks - can be overexposed until the public is weary of their art."
Yi says "Or the apostrophe! And ... quotation marks. o.O"
Yi abuses Ellipses.
Cameron says "Or the anime smiley?"
Cameron shudders. No. The anime smiley has no place there.
Yi says "Well then we're getting into the Gifts that ASCII was so gracious to give them."
Ivy | The cops come and take Yi away, taking the Ellipses to a foster home.
Amy says "Alicia, what do you think BofS could be?"
Amy says "Er, BotS. Sorry."
Alicia says "BoTs? Um.. what is it?"
Bernie pauses. "Well, we could be missing the obvious -- it could merely refer to androids of some sort..."
Amy says "That's what we're trying to figure out. A guest came in here and spoke in code. Bernie, can you quote?"
Bernie says "Sure. :)"
Bernie requotes for Alicia's sake. | Guest-of-Raven's spent 49 hours camping RF for my dorf's epic. I'm bored. | and then, a few lines later, | Guest-of-Raven's getting edgy cos BotS is sneaking up on his camp and might try to KS and get the l3wtz. :~(?
Alicia says "Have you figured out l3wtz and KS yet?"
Joey says "Loot!"
Alicia nods. "Loot... Hmmm..."
Joey says "That's what l3wtz is, right?"
Alicia nods. "Yah, it is. Thats l33t talk. :D
Bernie says "Possibly. The former may be a stringed musical instrument, while the latter may be a misspelling, 'Kwesting Stone'..."
Alicia wonders if this is online gaming stuff. Like.. Everquest.
Joey is beginning to suspect that, Alicia.
Bernie .oO( Probably, but what fun is THAT? )
Amy says "RF could be radio-frequency"
Alicia says "BOTS = Brothers of The Serpent. ;D"
Bernie hmms. Cheesy. I prefer Buffalo of the Saltflats.
Bernie says "Or Bananas of the Savannah."
Joey | A war breaks out, leaving the South in flames as the Bananas of Savannah rail against the opressive Georgia Peaches.
Joey | Well, I do declare, I w1ll 0wnz y00!
Lyra was very much against the biting of the genitals.
Melodie ate a McRib once. It tasted like instant regret.
Slug has arrived.
Justin dance with Slug.
Slug tongues from kindle.
Justin blushes?
Slug says "autocorrect is a terrible thing."
Alicia hops on Frederick, pokes for RP.
Frederick says "What's on your mind?"
Alicia says "I can throw Justin out."
Jamethon says "But he hasn't reached his 'use by' date yet!"
Ivy says "There is a massive bug circling my light."
Brad says "Get the debugger and set a breakpoint."