| Player Name | On For | Idle | Merry Christmas! |
|---|---|---|---|
| Zack | 0:54 | 9s | And a partridge in a pear tree! |
| Abyss | 1:02 | 9s | two turtle doves |
| Deacon | 1:23 | 1m | three french hens |
| Nieve | 1:38 | 6s | Four calling birds |
| Nathan | 2:17 | 7s | FIIIVE GOOOOOLD RIIIIIINGS |
| Alysanna | 2:36 | 49s | six geese a-laying |
| Joan | 2:50 | 49m | Seven swans a-swiming |
| Trace | 6:38 | 5s | eight maids a-milking |
| Damian | 7:58 | 1m | Nine ladies dancing |
| Destiny | 8:08 | 4m | Ten lords a-leaping |
| Petra | 12:57 | 6s | Eleven pipers piping. |
| Morgan | 14:01 | 1m | Twelve drummers drumming |
| Jai | 18:48 | 0s | OnThe12thDayOfXmasMyTrueLoveGaveToMe... |
| 13 Players logged in, 64 record, no maximum. | |||
[Public] Guest1 says, "I was cooking rice in the microwave, but only got to the boiling water and butter part of it before I fumbled the bowl and spilt the boiling oily water on my lap."
[Public] Guest1 sniffs, "Last time I cooked in the nude, I'll tell you that much."
[Public] Karuvar has found a love of baking and stir fry.
[Public] Slash Queen Liane has never tried making stir-fry.
[Public] Guest1 says, "I tried stir-fry once, but then I spilt a bunch of the oil on my lap."
[Public] Guest1 says, "Second to last time I cooked in the nude, I'll tell you that much."
[Public] Slash Queen Liane says, "G1, just admit the fact that you enjoy oil on your lap. It's okay."
[Public] Guest1 says, "Boiling oil."
[Public] Guest1 says, "and clamps on mah nipples."
[Public] Guest1 says, "But not many recipes call for those."
[Public] Karuvar walks by, sees Jai perpetually chained to the pub wall. Rifles through his pockets. Walks off.
[Public] Karuvar, from the next frame. "The /hell/ does he do with /this/?"
[Public] Jai says, "Come back and unchain me and I'll show you."
[Public] Jai says, "Hell, you don't even have to unchain me. Though it would make it easier."
[Public] Karuvar... also returns to the first frame, drags Jai to the second. "... Oh. OH."
[Public] <( ^.^ )> Alex says, "Jai is very good at tongue charades. Doesn't even need hands."
[Public] Jai says, "Practice makes pervert!"
[Public] Karuvar says, "He just tied three cherry stems into a celtic knot. With his /tongue/."
[Public] Destiny says, "I'd heard you were bringing sexy back, that those other boys, they don't know how to act."
[Public] Cole says, "I heard your milk based frozen beverage brings gentlemen constantly to your place of residence. And they suggest frequently that it is superior in quality to other beverages of a similar creation."
[Public] Cole says, "You could, of course, give them the recipe, but would probably seek monetary compensation."
[Public] Slash Queen Liane says, "You are correct, sir. It is better than beverages of a similar creation. The secret could be passed on through various educational channels, but yes, monetary compensation would be necessary."
[Public] The Soul Seeking Oblivion scrolls back. "Whats WRONG with you people?"
[Public] Jai says, "Do you want an annotated list?"
[Public] Nicolas says, "You want that list alphabetically by player or by dysfunction?"
[Public] Jai says, "I don't want to slap Petra. :("
[Public] Petra says, "No one sane would want to sleep me."
[Public] Petra says, "Slap me, either."
[Public] Jai says, "That was Freudian right there."
[Public] Crystal says, "But TS doesn't hurt anyone if both parties are fully consenting. So .. <shrug>"
[Public] Prophet says, "What are you doing later?"
Jamethon actually is drawing a bath right now.
Ivy admires the use of light and texture.
Jamethon used water colors.
You say "Apropos!"
Ivy used charcoal and came out dirtier than she went in.
Jamethon types on a phone that keeps wanting to change pose to poise.
Ivy says "Well, I guess it's a good thing to have."
Jamethon poses with poise and possesses a posse... all autocorrect options offered to me.
Ivy likes this.
Ivy saves it for posterity.
Jamethon saves Ivy for posterity.
Ivy saves Jamethon's posterior.
Jamethon has had many a compliments on that thing. Apparently.
Eden fans self.
Ivy saves the posterior for posterity, then! Possibly.
Jamethon poses his posterior publicly for posterity.
Eden posts posters of the publically posed posterior for posterity.
Jamethon's posse pursues posted posters promptly.
Ivy is positively possessed.
Eden promptly pinches pursuers pruriently.
Ivy also has to figure out the last line of my desc. Mutter.
Amy gives Ivy a last line of the desc. 'His burning orbs pierce your soul'.
Ivy says "Yeahno."
Ivy says "Not in my WORST desc. :P"
Alicia says "How about: His girthy package is visibly seen pressed into the front of his stylish denim?"
Ivy cracks up.
Alicia says "Too much Tapestries."
Ivy says "Clearly."
Amy says "His fist glistens."
Amy says "Sorry."
Ivy snickers.
Amy says "His unusually small fist glistens."
Ivy says "Ah, the classics."