[OOC] Rei says, "Just pose, if we get into temporal incontinuity we'll deal with it."
[OOC] Amane says, "When time is incontinent... you know the shit is about to hit the fan."
[OOC] Shadi says, "Amane, shouldn't it hit the clock in that case?"
[OOC] Oliver says, "Depends how fast the hands are moving."
[OOC] Shadi says, "Well, you know what they say."
[OOC] Shadi says, "Time flies."
[OOC] Oliver says, "Now you know what attracts them."
Brings-the-Pack eyes texts from the SO. "One of the employees is retiring today, so they've got a male stripper coming in. The SO has been put on stripper watch because the guy texted this morning for the employees to put a playlist together (I helpfully suggested Violent Femmes' "Dance Motherf*cker Dance" and Scissor Sisters' "I don't feel like dancing") and is now 40 minutes late, having texted that he just got pulled over for speeding, someone stole his fireman costume, and so he hopes cowboy will be okay."
Brings-the-Pack says "We're now discussing the merits of a stripper training course certification program so as to help ensure better quality control."
Brings-the-Pack says "And the stripper showed up. And peed in the bushes behind the business before coming in."
Slug says "If he was more professional I bet his career would really take off."
Razor-Eater says, "Oliver continues to live. By the skin of his teeth."
Oliver says, "Live is my middle name. No wait. Middle of my name."
Sora says, "Whoooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Kai says, "Hopefully someone adapted for an ecosystem that acidic and aquatic!"
Kai, ruining everything.
Rare Earth says, "Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!"
Kai says, "Which makes him particularly susceptible to contamination!"
Rare Earth says, "If nautical nonsense be something you wish."
Kai says, "I recommend bringing adequate flotation and good sunscreen."
Rare Earth says, "Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!"
Kai says, "...or that, sure."
Rei decided since I was getting so many toxic teams on Asia server to go check American server, I was prompty reminded why I never go to the Americas server.
Aster says, "In what game?"
Sandra says, "I'm not sure it matters. American servers are flush with instances of getting your shit ruined by some high-speed low-drag turbonerd named Weedlord Bonerhitler screeching invectives like a parrot passed down to you by your dead, racist uncle."
Sora locks Rei in an iron maiden.
Rei says, "Iron Maiden?! Excellent!"
Rei says, "Though more accurately Rei already /is/ an iron maiden <_<"
The Supremes says, "I question how much iron she actually contains."
The Supremes says, "She's mostly made of unobtanium."
The Supremes says, "With a plotymer veneer for aesthetic."
The Supremes says, "Which is not to be confused with the Plotypus, a creature made up of one half duck and one half run."
Sandra says, "Not often I actually hear a nurse say 'ew, yick, ouch,' which is the appropriate reaction to 'patient yanked out his catheter.'"
Maya says, "Ew."
Alec says, "Yick."
Oliver says, "Ouch."
Sandra e_e "You're all fired."
Franklin says, "I once tried a horse-drawn carriage. It was horrible. Damn horse couldn't even hold the pen right."
Oliver says, "Think how much worse it would've been if you'd been working with a Quarter Horse."
Mari says, "Wouldn't it be more appropriate for Franklin to be Drawn and Quartered?"
Mari says, "By horses."
Oliver says, "An appropriate Punishment."
BazBot coughed while drinking cinnamon schnaps yesterday and inhaled some.
BazBot says "Worst pain I felt in 5 years."
BazBot says "It was like giving CPR to a dragon."
Jim creates a staff band. I'll give Supremes a guitar. RE the drums. Switch a keyboard. And TUT, your own horn.