Frederick slips a "was" in there somewhere. Sentences tend to make more sense when they a verb.
Amy says "I have a two-year-old fruit cake in my refrigerator for Christmas emergencies."
Amy says "It doubles as a potential gift and as potential food."
Amy says "Also as a door stop."
Masao says "I think Keith Richards is a construct powered by cockroaches so that they'll have a host body when the world ends. :P"
Slug says "Cokeroaches."
Alexis says "Fun fact: One of the Marlboro men reported he hated Marlboro, actually smoked Kools. Still got cancer."
Frederick says "I think they all eventually croaked from lung cancer."
Alexis says "At least a few didn't. Like the ones who died of COPD."
Alexis says "(I only know this because I checked snopes to make sure I wasn't repeating some bullshit.)"
Brings-the-Pack says "Snopes. That Soros-funded liberal agenda machine. Totally untrustworthy."
Alexis says "Snopes checked out that rumour, and said that the soros-funded liberal agenda machine acusation is totally unfounded."
Nicodemus says "So the SO and I have been planning a trip this summer to go see the Creationist Museum (for the lulz). We were looking for a campground so as to do it cheaply. A mere 20 miles away, I found the place we will be staying: Big Bone Lick State Park on Beaver Road, KY."
Jamethon snugs Trouble!
Trouble snugs!
Jamethon says "My phone really didn't want to write snugs."
Trouble says "What was it giving you?"
Jamethon says "First attempt? anus"
Trouble says "Holy crap, that's a lot of people in the caern."
Slug says "They've Caerngregated."
Jervis says "Oh! Do the Fangs have any kind of home-pad now, or....?"
Karuvar says "They do, yes."
Jervis says "Oh?"
Karuvar says "The Hermitage."
Karuvar says "Dirk set it up and made it Fang territorty."
Jervis says "So....it's not a mansiony-thing, I'm guessing?"
Starcaller says "It's a library."
Karuvar points at Stars.
Trouble says "....copycat."
Dakota says "Dirk's a nerd."
Karuvar says "But it has copies of lineages and geneology as you'd expect of a Fang library. As well as old stuff."
Trouble says "Having actual books in yours doesn't make it not copying! ;)"
Karuvar says "Wait, copying what?"
Starcaller says "The Gnawer library."
Trouble nods!
Karuvar lols, honestly I didn't even remember that was a thing.
Karuvar says "Sorry Gnawers!"
Trouble says "Sure, sure."
Trouble says "We know you secretly wanna be like us."
Jervis says "90 perecent of the words in these books are "begat"..."
Trouble shoots someone with a begat.
Starcaller ow!
Trouble names someone's penis the begatling gun.
Slug| "The Pentagon developed a bomb that's loaded with rubberized rocket fuel." Just hundreds of flaming balls that ignite and bounce around, lighting everything else on fire, with the intent of raising the temperatures in a structure above 1,000 degrees.
Jervis says "Goodness gracious."
Slug says "I like how every now and then a series of gamer tags combines with game text to create humor."
Slug says "My Steam ID is Regrettable Decisions. I was playing some Vermintide with a friend and some random folks, one of which was named Horny Old Man. When he was swarmed by rats, I ran in to help, which led to the game declaring, "Horny Old Man was aided by Regrettable Decisions."