Lethe says "When seducing a woman for the first time, it isn't necessary to pretend she's a life raft in the middle of the ocean and she just sprung several leaks."
Lethe returns from loading the herb dryer.
Lethe clearly has too much thyme on her hands.
Ravenna says "Yes, it's beautiful! it's 27 inches o.o"
Ravenna says "and goatse man is not a goat!"
Ivy says "No, he just had one inserted and removed."
Lethe says "That reminds me of a story from my youth."
Lethe ows. Her brain just generated the BF/South Park crossover.
Ivy says "...."
Ivy says "Please tell."
Ravenna says "please don't..."
Ivy says "Okay, just tell me then."
Ravenna snirf.
Lethe is goin' down to Haven, gonna have herself a time.
Lethe | A little cardboard cutout of Justin goes sailing by.
Ivy snirk.
Thierri says, "Silly."
Ravenna snickers.
Lethe | Outside the Diner, Haven:
Lethe | Ren: So did you do Justin?
Lethe | Kal: Shut up, dude.
Lethe | Ren: C'mon, was he any good?
Lethe | Kal: Dude, shut up.
Lethe | Ren: Oh, here comes Miki.
Lethe | Miki: Hey guys.
Lethe | Ren: Hi Miki.
Lethe | Kal: ::mutter::
Lethe | Miki: What was that?
Lethe | Kal: I said bite my ass!
Ravenna says "ah...cup not for you, then, at least not until you're used to futzing with your vag because of flow. :>"
Ravenna says "cup requires advanced level of not being afraid to fist yourself."
Ivy o.O
Lethe ...
Jervis will...never fear TMI-ing here ever again. : )
Ravenna, VAGINA WARRIOR
Ravenna says "Kal's NOT an apprentice, dammit. :)"
Ivy says "He's a protege. O:)"
Issendai | Robin: *poring through a dictionary* Oh, is /that/ how you pronounce C-A-T-A-M-I-T-E?
Aerynvale says "Arg I have itchy spots on my feet and don't know why!"
Lethe says "Maybe you're allergic to stigmata?"
Awhina says "I think the closest I get to a kink is that I like to give fellatio."
Lethe says "That's a kink I think many guys wouldn't mind."
Awhina says "Well, I've kind of been given that impression too."
Ravenna too loves to suck the cock. :)
Lethe also loves to suck cock.
Ravenna says "but I wouldn't call it a kink, per se."
Awhina says "I like the results of the sucking of the cock too, though, which is why I call it 'close to a kink'."
Lethe loves the results of cocksucking -- her husband does /chores/.
Aaron bets Kirk never had Spock oil him up.
Wakshaani dunno, Aaron. They sure do give each other some hot looks.
Wakshaani was watching the fourth or fifth movie last week, and was floored at them, a few times. It was, like, "They *so* want to adjourn to the captain's quarters for skrogging."
Aaron | "So _that's_ the Captain's Log..."
Wakshaani | Spock, I want you to know that. I. Love. You. Not just as a captain but as a ... ... ... friend.
Andrea puts up the SEP field.
Andrea says "My brain does not do imagines of Spoke and Kirk scrogging. Ever."
Wakshaani | Captain, you seem flushed. What's wrong? | Oh, Spock was just demonstrating some of the *other* Vulcan grips.