Kaz says "Can I ask you something? I was gonna ask ICly, but I never did find the right occasion."
Kaz says "Were you and Jarred, y'know?"
Rotem says "Yeah, Kaz?"
Kaz says "Or was he just feedin' you?"
Rotem snickers. "Wouldn't the question be 'what' was he feeding me?"
Rotem snickers.
Ivy says "He was feeding you Snickers?"
Jack says "Don't scare me, Kaz."
Kaz wasn't, er, quite thinking of it that way.
Ivy says "I hear they really satisfy you."
Jack says "I was thinking sunflower seeds."
Cameron says "Oh God. Bedtime for Ivy."
Ivy whacks her head against something.
Cameron is a simple creature sometimes.
Cameron likes to dominate geese.
Ivy says "KINKY."
Kaz says "Whoa."
Ivy wonders where you get the tiny beaked gimp-masks.
Cameron stares.
Seirian picked up one of those huge white geese in the park once.
Seirian chokes on her tea.
Cameron just meant by kicking the crap out of the ones that have the audacity to peck at him.
Ivy says "And after you picked him up, did you dominate him?"
Cameron says "Yes!"
Wakshaani *whipcrack*
Ivy says "Or was he into something else?"
Kaz falls over laughing.
Cameron cackles.
Seirian just sort of held the goose there for the benefit of her friends, then let it go and ran like hell.
Donovan says "Swans and geese. Nasty nasty things."
Seirian says "THey call it 'goosing' for a reason!"
Agatha nods. "Especially those brown African geese."
Ivy says "Well, yeah, if they're into BDSM and let strange women pick them up..."
Kaz chokes on her bread.
Seirian is only truly familiar with big honking Canadian geese and the usual pond-inhabiting types.
Wakshaani flutters Ivy with wingbuffets.
Cameron is a simple creature, sometimes.
Ivy says "Like I said before, I'd start MU*ers Anonymous, but first I'd actually have to want to quit."
Amy goes up to the stand and taps the microphone. "Is this thing on?" After adjusting it to get rid of the feedback, she begins. "My name is Amy Hopkins, and I'm an addict."
Foxtrot X-Ray says "Hi, Amy!"
Ivy | A voice from the back pipes up, "Can we hurry this up? I'm supposed to be in a scene online in like half an hour..."
Amy waves to Foxtrot, and frowns at the voice.
Amy adjusts the volume of the microphone, and clears her throat. "At first, it was supposed to fill in some spare time I had after exams. I thought it was innocuous."
Lenny mutters, "Tell it, sister."
Amy looks around with a bewildered expression. "Little did I know that it would gradually take up more of my time, until I was planning my life around MUSHing. Little did I know that I would be begging people on the streets for a little more MUSHing time. Little did I know the depths to which I would sink."
Ivy says "Geez, look how slow I am at getting out of here..."
Amy would continue with her tale, but she has to go RP for a few minutes, and will be right back.
Ivy pulls her hair up in a messy little ponytail.
Wakshaani is reminded. Need to give Brit a haircut.
Foxtrot X-Ray replaces Britt's shampoo with Nair and sits back to watch the fun.
Wakshaani AIE, Foxy!
Wakshaani says "Bad! No bald Fang!"
Ivy says "It won't work well unless she leaves it on five minutes or so anyway."
Foxtrot X-Ray says "Britt shaven bald, with gang-like tattoos done a silvery ink; that'd be cool."
Ling BLINKs at FX.
Wakshaani whimper
Ling says "Steven would have some Raggie's head."
Foxtrot X-Ray snickers.
Ivy says "Wouldn't he consider that a Litany violation?"
Wakshaani | You messed with her hair? I can live with that. But, dammit boyo, ye went too far when you tatoo'd her booty! That was mine, and mine alone!
Ivy giggles.
Ling LOLs at Ivy.
Wakshaani is, oddly, reminded of a recent issue of JLA.
Joey bets Steven has tried.
Wakshaani says "Wonder Woman, pricked by a thorn, falls asleep and is propped up in a glass case. Green Lantern and the Flash figure out that a kiss will wake her up, then start trying to get the other one to do it. | No way! She's, like, royalty! No way am I doing it ... you've always had a thing for her, YOU do it! | Nuh-uh! I'm a goober! It'd be, like, taking a crayon to a Picasso or something. Not happening, man. YOU kiss her!"
Joey remembers that.
Ling blinks at Waks.
Ivy hee.
Banecruncher blinks at Wak. you're kidding, right? That sounds like a Joke League routine.
Lenny doesn't!
Wakshaani nopes at Baney. Was a few issues ago.
Wakshaani imagines it wouldn't work quite that way, here.
Joey says "Nah, it was a very metaphysical storyline. Magic and stuff, based off fairy tales. The original Grimm stuff, where the Wicked Queen was really wicked."
Banecruncher chuckles. Ok. I'm going to have to see that.
Wakshaani | Steven pulls out a book, flipping a few pages down, then points with aplomb. "Right here. In the original, the prince shags her, and she doesn't wake up until she gives birth and the kid gets all hungry. The prince, that'd be me, and the princess, that'd be Brit. So, step aside and let a man work." | Derrick gives Steven a *look*. | What? Hey, it's *literature*! That means you take it *literally*! | Derrick scowls.
Joey | Derrick ponders the situation. "I understand the literature part, but she /can/ do better, can't she?"
Wakshaani grins at Joey. Small brawl between the Fianna and Furies as to who got first crack, probably.
Guest-of-Eagle is pretty close to Ragabash RL, but without all the nifty tricks, the ability to get large furry and dangerous, and the ability to step sideways. "Okay, so I'm not much like a ragabash, sue me."
Tia chuckles.
Ivy grins.
Guest-of-Coyote serves GoE a subpoena.
Ivy says "With a nice cream sauce and some parsely on the side."
Guest-of-Eagle looks at the subpoena. "What, that's all I deserve? I know I don't deserve a superpoena, but c'mon, I at least should get a poena..."<br>
Guest-of-Coyote says "No. No poena. No poena for ONE YEAR."
Ivy says "I'm sorry, all you get is a subpoena and a side order of innuendo..."
Guest-of-Coyote is the poena nazi.
Yi says "Pack communication is fun."
Yi says "But that'd we so weird..."
Yi | Groo1 is hittin' it up with a kin, and suddenly Groo2 sends over the packmind, Hey Groo1! We're ganna beat up some shitbanes, wanna come?
Screech chortles at Yi.
Ivy | Groo1 sends back, Uh... later. Busy now.
Yi says "Or what if the Pack comm sort of leaks?"
Kaz says "...leaks?"
Leonard laughs!
Leonard says "Someone taps your pack communication?"
Yi | Groopack suddenly get a mass message, "TAKE IT BABY! TAKE IT! WHO'S YOUR ALPHA?! WHO'S YOUR ALPHA, BITCH?!
Leonard ews.
Ivy snickers.
Rotem rolls.
Leonard | groopack thinks back 'you are! Go studmuffin!'
Guest-of-Owl has disconnected.
Kaz heh. Yeah, I suspect thre's some leakage.
Leonard says "Even worse."
Screech suspects it wouldn't be quite that loud and sudden, though...
Yi preens, and puts another Guest-stamp on the wall.
Leonard| Leonard thinks to the pack, *Wow, Yi is so hot...damn that litany...hey, why is everyone staring at me? OW!*
Screech . o O ( They're Gnawers, why do they care about the Litany? )
Yi | Yi promptly throttles Little Bear.
Leonard aggles.
Leonard says "Yeah, that would suck."
Leonard says "But I think it takes concentration to talk on your pack link, so."
Kaz says "Yeah. Though emotions might seep in anyway."
Leonard nods.
Kaz says "Blackwatch used to have, basically, an emotion/image only packlink."
Kaz says "So Brian's crush on Di shone through loud and clear."
Leonard says "Whos Di?"
Ivy hee.
Screech just looks at Kaz.
Yi says "Damn that Litany."
Screech says "Di was the best Black Fury we've ever had, IMO."
Leonard ahs.
Kaz looks back. What?
Leonard says "Brian had a crush on a BLACK FURIE?"
Kaz says "Yes...."
Leonard says "Did she die before she could kill him or what?"
Kaz says "She was buff. And bold. And really damn wonderful."
Kaz says "No, she just, y'know, put up with it. I think she was more amused than anything else."
Leonard ack
Rotem goes to write white wolf an e-mail. "Our RPG community is made up of some of the less popular teens. Your 'garou shall not mate with garou' is ruining our sex life. I demand that in the next book this rule be disposed of. At the very least allow us to enjoy our TS.'
Yi says "Brian an' the Fury sittin' in the tree, oh damn now he can't go pee."
Ivy laughs!
Kaz heh!
Alicia cracks up.
Screech snickers.
Leonard ponders a country-music song.
Leonard says "Stand by your metis!"
Leonard says "And tell the world you love them."
Leonard says "Even if they're all scaly and slimy. And Gaia herself shuns them!"
Rotem | On a regular basis.
Nevada wants a Gnawer Pride Parade! Everybody else is having one! So what if we'd go around looting and breaking things and overturning cars... riot.. .parade... same thing. :)
Valoran would have to object, as a Silver Fang. As a leader of the Garou, he could never condone such reckless disregard for the law.
Valoran says "But then, as a Ragabash, I might just say 'Hell with it... go to it, boys.'"
Joey says "Some pride parades. I can't picture a gay pride parade going around and rioting. Redecorating, maybe, but not rioting. ;)"
Valoran laughs!
Nevada would love to see a gay pride parade rioting.
Ivy giggles.
Joey sticks a halo above his head.
Ivy checks hers. Still there!
Valoran sees hordes of abercombie-clad toy boi's mobbing small stores and installing dirk van earp lamps, oriental rugs and track lighting.
Guest-of-Stag says "You know, it occurs to me that I forgot to bring my guitar today."
Guest-of-Stag says "Practice is tomorrow but I wanted to practice a bit myself today."
Guest-of-Stag woos! and once again is Same Sentence Length Man!
Guest-of-Stag ahem.
Wendy says "Thank God you're here, Same Sentence Length Man!"
Guest-of-Stag strikes a heroic pose!
Theo raises an eyebrow. One of the Grammar Superheroes? Do you stand next to the guy with Super Spelling?
Guest-of-Stag says "Unfortunately, my power only manifests when I'm not concentrating on it. c.c"
Wakshaani annoits Cameron as Dangling Participle Man!
Cameron says "Hey!"
Wendy starts laughing all over again.
Guest-of-Stag cackles. I love that phrase. Dangling Participle.
Cameron doesn't even know what it means!
Wakshaani says "All the better!"
Guest-of-Stag doesn't either. ;)
Wakshaani, English Major. Mwu-hahaha.
Guest-of-Stag says "Heh, my gf is an English major. She was the first person I ever saw who used that phrase."
Wendy says "But she won't be the last. -- To the Danglemobile!"
Guest-of-Stag snickers.
Cameron oh waits. I do know what a dangling participle is.
Wakshaani nudges Ivy. "Have you seen Cameron's dangling participle, yet?"
You say "No, but he promised I could see it later..."
Wakshaani says "Oh my."
Wakshaani says "Can you diagram it successfully?"
Leering and winking suggestively, Cameron shows Ivy.
Wendy faints.
Ivy is sure she can. Oh, my! That's quite impressive....
Cameron is, yes.
Wakshaani eeps, flattened by a falling Wnedy. *splut*
Ivy verbs Cam's noun adverbly until he verbs.
Wakshaani . o O ( ANd a falling Wendy, too. )
Cameron "<exclamation>!"
Wakshaani eyes Ivy. "Such smut!"
Wendy laughs.
Theo watches Cameron have an interjection. Money shot
Ivy breaks!
Cameron falls over, laughing.
Theo isn't sure, but it might even have been a premature interjection. Better ask Ivy.
Guest-of-Stag snickers.
Wakshaani says "InnnnnnnterJECTION (Hey!), shows excitement (Wow!), or interest (Hey...) or importance (OW!!) or with a period when the feeling's not as strong (Awwww...)"
Guest-of-Stag 's feeling is always strong. ;)
Leonard once left his monitor on and had his mom read someone's nude desc another wiz had paged me because it was so bad.
Leonard says "And here I am trying to tell her that no, there are normal people on the other end."
Sophia chokes on her coke.
Yi says "Nude...desc?"
Yi o.o
John would make her read the rest of the screen. See? We're paying it out!
Yi is glad there is no TS on GarouMUSH.
Leonard screamed at the guy.
John breaks at Yi.
Ivy blinks at Yi. This never occurred to you before? o.O
Leonard says "Yes, nude desc."
Leonard says "Complete with a 'generous helping of pubic hair.'"
John says "Oh God..."
Ivy snirks! Oh dear.
Sophia wouldn't even read her own nude desc. ;)
Yi O.O
Carter had no idea there was a serving size.
Leonard says "We were in the midst of planning a scavenger hunt and that was one of the things to find someone thought up. We cracked up and finally decided to leave it out :)"
John doesn't /have/ a nude desc.
Yi says "But we seen John without his shirt on. ;)"
John knows what he looks like...
Leonard says "The guy tried to claim that someone else had written his desc 'as a joke.' We were like 'uh huh, suuure.' The guy was a total twink."
John tends to describe it for folks who haven't seen it before, because... it's /not/ normal.
Ivy has no nude descs here... unless you count other forms. ;)
Carter says "what does the USRDA recommend for pubic hair? Eight ounces? Or perhaps it's by volume?"
Ivy dies!
Leonard just kept thinking of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song: and have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality.
John whoas.
Sophia publishes a magazine of hispo porn.
Leonard kept thinking of it as 'and have a heapin' helpin' of Trag's masculinity'
John'll give you a heapin' helpin' alright...
Carter |"Hair, that is. Pubic ones. Curly."
Foxtrot X-Ray nibbles on Outlaw.
Outlaw tastes minty-fresh.
Foxtrot X-Ray's breath is cool and fresh now. And I have Outlaw to thank.
Foxtrot X-Ray renames himself Crunchs-Mentos.
Guest-of-Salmon applauds Outlaw's generous breath-savin' nature.
Guest-of-Phoebe has this image of Garou worshiping the Mentos totem "Check."
Guest-of-Phoebe| Children of Mentos are no friends of the Children of Dog, as Dog's breath offends Mentos.
Outlaw beats Foxtrot for making her crave an Altoid. I'm out, in my office.
Foxtrot X-Ray, red-headed step child.
Tobin shakes his tin of altoids at Outlaw.
Foxtrot X-Ray, having BEEN a child of Dog, must then hate Mentos
Guest-of-Phoebe| Mentos: Totem of Wisdom. Mentos is known by many names - Cheapass Candy, Damned European Candy...but is best known as Remover of Obstacles. Children of Mentos are given +2 to their dice rolls to get out of troubles, provided they partake of their totem's sweet bounty first, and plus +1 to Social rolls (fresh breath!) Ban: Mentos' Children must always use the most unlikely solution to problems, and grin maniacally at those around them when they complete their tasks.
Jay invests background points in the Totem Mentos.
Guest-of-Phoebe| Jay prays to his totem. A flash of light, and he's surrounded by floating discs of candy....and excessively cheesy "Up With
People" brand music.
Guest-of-Phoebe says "Now, Children of Altoid....those are nasty buggers. Probably the last of the British Fangs and a few Fianna. :)"
Jay ends up stumbling into an old lady, sending her into the street where she's hit by a car. But!! *ta da!* He whips out his pack of mentos, pops one in his mouth, grins all goofy like an everything is allllll good.
Guest-of-Phoebe hmms. There's probably two types of Mentos children. Those who follow it in its aspect of Mint, and then Fruity.