Ravenna says "Yes, it's beautiful! it's 27 inches o.o"
Ravenna says "and goatse man is not a goat!"
Ivy says "No, he just had one inserted and removed."
Lethe says "That reminds me of a story from my youth."
Lethe ows. Her brain just generated the BF/South Park crossover.
Ivy says "...."
Ivy says "Please tell."
Ravenna says "please don't..."
Ivy says "Okay, just tell me then."
Ravenna snirf.
Lethe is goin' down to Haven, gonna have herself a time.
Lethe | A little cardboard cutout of Justin goes sailing by.
Ivy snirk.
Thierri says, "Silly."
Ravenna snickers.
Lethe | Outside the Diner, Haven:
Lethe | Ren: So did you do Justin?
Lethe | Kal: Shut up, dude.
Lethe | Ren: C'mon, was he any good?
Lethe | Kal: Dude, shut up.
Lethe | Ren: Oh, here comes Miki.
Lethe | Miki: Hey guys.
Lethe | Ren: Hi Miki.
Lethe | Kal: ::mutter::
Lethe | Miki: What was that?
Lethe | Kal: I said bite my ass!
Ravenna says "ah...cup not for you, then, at least not until you're used to futzing with your vag because of flow. :>"
Ravenna says "cup requires advanced level of not being afraid to fist yourself."
Ivy o.O
Lethe ...
Jervis will...never fear TMI-ing here ever again. : )
Ravenna, VAGINA WARRIOR
Ravenna says "Kal's NOT an apprentice, dammit. :)"
Ivy says "He's a protege. O:)"
Issendai | Robin: *poring through a dictionary* Oh, is /that/ how you pronounce C-A-T-A-M-I-T-E?
Aerynvale says "Arg I have itchy spots on my feet and don't know why!"
Lethe says "Maybe you're allergic to stigmata?"
Awhina says "I think the closest I get to a kink is that I like to give fellatio."
Lethe says "That's a kink I think many guys wouldn't mind."
Awhina says "Well, I've kind of been given that impression too."
Ravenna too loves to suck the cock. :)
Lethe also loves to suck cock.
Ravenna says "but I wouldn't call it a kink, per se."
Awhina says "I like the results of the sucking of the cock too, though, which is why I call it 'close to a kink'."
Lethe loves the results of cocksucking -- her husband does /chores/.
[Garou] Brightheart Percy sidles up to Kevin.
[Garou] Brightheart Percy says, "I got a note what says you n' me are family."
[Garou] Kevin says, "BUT I KEPT IT IN MY PANTS!"
[Garou] Brightheart Percy blinks.
[Garou] Kevin says, "Ahem. Oh, you don't mean... right!"
[Garou] Felix says, "Keeping it in your pants only works if you also keep everyone else out of them."
[Garou] Kevin says, "HUSH YOU!"
[Garou] Brightheart Percy says, "You a pants ninja, Felix?"
[Garou] Felix says, "...yes. Yes, I am."
[Garou] Brightheart Percy says, "New Rite Name."
[Garou] Pants Ninja Felix is sneaky. You'll never see him coming.
[Garou] Future Dictator Billy has it on good authority that Felix is in fact a Disco Bandit, having successfully stolen his OWN pants without alerting himself to his presence. The man's an artist in the pants.