[Public] Joel says, "Burning has more panache though. No one goes to Drowning Man."
[Public] Quentin says, "I'm just unfamiliar with webpage code of any kind, frankly. I preferred the days when we made cave paintings. I'm a wiz with cave paintings."
[Public] Andrea says, "Cave paintings? Modernist rubbish. I just prefer to separate my amoeboid self in artistic ways, to the accompaniment of a Pink Floyd soundtrack."
[Public] Quentin says, "All in all we're just a mitochondrial wall?"
To (Liane, Jai), Petra pages: Hahaha. I note that nobody pointed out that Petra was *another* lovely lady who's still there. Because we all know she's not 'lovely'. ;D
To (Jai, Petra), Liane pages: Oh, she's lovely, all right. Just not a lady ;)
<OOC> Liane says, "I leave you with this! As I'm off doing VERY IMPORTANT NON-TS THINGS with this bottle of sensual massage oil, leather whip and bottle of caramel sauce, Petra suddenly attacks Meg and begins ferociously making out with her. Jai, after thanking his lucky stars, grabs some popcorn to watch, but the buttery smell causes both Meg and Petra to jump him in a buttered and salty sexy threesome. This being WoD, they all fall madly in love with one another, leading to ANGST between them, for it is forbidden to love between the half-demon, half-were, and vampiric thrall! You may assign one another whatever roll you'd prefer. :) Natsuki is, obviously, just going to ninja away to her harem and hold this all as blackmail against them. <3"
To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Saliva is the best thing for nosebleeds.
To (Trace, Nathan, Petra, Jai), Joel pages: Ancient home remedy.
To (Jai, Nathan, Damian), Liane pages: The fact that all three of you are in the same spot fills me with a trembling glee.
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'Oh crap she's looking, hand me my pants!'
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Nathan, get off Jai's pants!
To (Damian, Liane, Jai), Nathan pages: Everybody act normal!
You paged (Liane, Nathan, Damian) with 'I don't know how!'
From afar, to (Jai, Nathan, Damian): Liane snickers.
To (Jai, Nathan, Liane), Damian pages: Jai, you spaz out, Nathan, quick, sing a song about death! I'm gonna hug you guys! NOTHING'S HAPPENING HERE
<OOC> Damian shanks Jai. A love shank. Baby love shank.
<OOC> Petra says, "I got me a shiv, it's killed about twenty, so hurry up, and-- oh."
<OOC> Jai brings his jukebox money. Also, bandaids.
From afar, to (Joel, Destiny, Petra, Jai, Liane): Nathan can has christmas tree.
To (Nathan, Petra, Jai, Liane), Joel pages: Does it smell piney?
To (Jai, Petra, Joel, Liane), Nathan pages: Since it is not actually pine, no, but I could probably burn an artificial pine-scented candle. My god, my life is a tower of lies.
To (Jai, Petra), Abyss pages: Oh mai gawd are you two still on?
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: Nope.
To (Petra, Jai), Abyss pages: You crazy.
To (Abyss, Jai), Petra pages: You're the one talking to people who aren't here!
<OOC> Joel says, "I don't think I can soak an Explorer."