Shadi should do a plot where Sandra fights a chicken that is not a chicken.
Oliver says, "Will it cross the road?"
Jordan says, "What is it?"
Oliver says, "Or is it wearing a disguise to look like human guys?"
Jordan says, "If not a chicken."
Jordan says, "Is it extruded chicken-like product?"
Sandra would just eat it.
Sandra fears not the Embodiment of All Evil.
Shadi says, "Oliver: https://www.google.com/amp/s/shigekuni.wordpress.com/2012/05/16/a-chicken-that-was-not-a-chicken/amp/"
Jordan says, "Is it a punk duck?"
Sandra says, "~~~My claws be true this day~~~"
Jordan says, "With a little mohawk dyed red?"
Sandra says, "That goes on for like two pages btw."
Shadi says, "EVERYTHING he writes is like that"
Sandra says, "And longer."
Sandra says, "At first the shaman guy is like 'that chicken is evil incarnate' and kahlan's like nah"
Sandra says, "then Rick Rahl is like 'no I think it's evil' and she's like nah"
Sandra says, "And then this"
Sandra says, "So, correction, he spends like 50 pages building up to this."
Sandra says, "It's only approachable in mock threads."
Sandra finished the one in which the hero wins by carving a Randian statue to defeat communism. And labor unions.
Shadi just died at that all over again.
Sandra says, "Right??"
Shadi says, "Let's build a statue to defeat Damien Shaw"
Jordan says, "Did the chicken peck at someone's bootstraps so they couldn't pull themselves up by them?"
Jordan says, "Is that why the chicken is evil?"
Wednesday says, "Bit, my favorite pose ever in this game was when you were heading out for the night. 'Bit heads off...'"
Wednesday says, "I did a doubletake, and thought, "Calm down, Ozzy!""
Alma looks at Alec. on the one hand, he said he doesn't have pockets. on the other hand, he must be kidding
Guest0 says, "Everything is a pocket if you shove hard enough."
Alma suddenly trust everyone a lot mor
Guest0 says, "--Guest0, 2018"
Roz says, "Wise words, indeed."
Guest0 says, "Put it on a t-shirt."
Alma posts it on facebook next to a picture of Mark Twain
Roz nods solemnly.
Guest0 says, "That hack! He steals all my ideas!"
Guest0 says, "First the Theory of Relatives, and now this!"
Alma thought the theory of relatives was Plato
Roz says, "Nah, Freud."
Guest0 says, "Plate-o? The disney mouse's dog?"
Alec says, "yes"
Guest0 says, "Never heard of him."
Jordan says, "No, that's Goofy."
Guest0 says, "Silly, maybe."
On Rage:
Alec says, "The running theories are by and large: it's from Luna, it's Gaia's pain, or it's from the Wyrm (of balance presumably)"
Hina says, "See also Thrall."
Sandra says, "Willpower = Weaver, Gnosis = Wyld, Rage = Wyrm"
Shadi says, "I'm surprised Garou, given their tendency to do rites on the full moon, don't employ more guardians against it. They could call them thrall monitors."
Rei says, "What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis?"
Rei says, "Wight privilege."
Rei :D
Shadi :D
Shadi says, "What do you call it when a necromancer casts a third level spell on his undead?"
Shadi says, "WIGHT FLIGHT"
Rei says, "Also Wight Lightning"
Guest0 says, "Guys. Guys... two wrights DO make a wrong."
Oliver thought they made an airplane.
Guest0 says, "I hate you."
Bit waves.
Alma waves
Jordan waves.
The Supremes particles.
Alma IMPOSES
Alma observes sups super posing
The Supremes enjoys a little light humor in the evening.
Ryan says, "Just the thing to brighten up your day a little."
Alexandra says, "Haha. Well, if you want to meet Al..."
Wednesday says, "I do, but you have to call me Betty."
Wednesday says, "I don't know if I'd play a Boggan. From what I've heard from music, a kith with a fist is better than none."
Shadi says, "Apparently, a man got arrested for stealing Frances McDormand's oscar"
Shadi says, "If only we could arrest every man who's taken a woman's credit xD"
Rare Earth restores Kai from backup.
Kai says, "I'M BACK BITCHES"
Oliver prefers front bitches.
Kai says, "I... don't know what to say to that. XD"
Oliver says, "Success!"
Rare Earth announces a new HR: when you roll a 1 with no successes, it's called a bitch.
Rare Earth says, "If you do it on an extended roll, that's a major bitch. If it's on a single roll, that's just a basic bitch."
Rare Earth says, "TUT's addition: and if you roll _all_ 1s? What a bitch!"