| January 23, 2001 | Open, Sez Me... | | | In which Bernie learns a gift! |
| January 27, 2001 | Hide And Seek | | | In which Bernie gets a little lupus training. |
| January 28, 2001 | "Am I dead?" "...Not yet." | | | In which Bernie is somewhat traumatized by the aftermath of Rotem's firsting (though possibly not as badly as the church doors are), Matt continues to make himself beloved of the Gnawers, and cookies are eaten. With milk. Mmmm, milk. |
| January 30, 2001 | Persuasion, Part One | | | In which Yi plots to teach Bernie Persuasion for Practical Purposes. |
| February 02, 2001 | You Want Fries With That? | | | In which Alicia's long lost brother is found, and a couch still doesn't get moved. |
| February 03, 2001 | Bernie's Messenger Service | | | In which Alicia is finally back, and Bernie delivers news, or tries to at least. |
| February 06, 2001 | Mah Biscuits Are Burnin'! | | | In which there is chatting and teaching, Bernie meets Sepdet and sees the fabled Righ, and Steven's ass is even hotter than usual (I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist). |
| February 08, 2001 | Bernie's First Moot | | | In which Bernie chats with (at various times) Yi, Alicia, Collin (relating the tale of Steven's misfortune again), Sepdet, and Joseph, as well as attending her first moot |
| February 09, 2001 | Baddog | | | In which Yi helps Banecruncher find the mind he lost, Kaz shows Bernie the park's Umbra, and Bernie recruits another co-conspirator... |
| February 10, 2001 | Ophelia Enters The Hamlet | | | In which an old Gnawer Cliath returns with a new Walker cub. |