| January 26, 2001 | But Wait, There's More | | | In which Bernie gets to see another nifty gift. |
| January 27, 2001 | Hide And Seek | | | In which Bernie gets a little lupus training. |
| January 28, 2001 | "Am I dead?" "...Not yet." | | | In which Bernie is somewhat traumatized by the aftermath of Rotem's firsting (though possibly not as badly as the church doors are), Matt continues to make himself beloved of the Gnawers, and cookies are eaten. With milk. Mmmm, milk. |
| January 30, 2001 | Persuasion, Part One | | | In which Yi plots to teach Bernie Persuasion for Practical Purposes. |
| January 31, 2001 | Matt's Flat | | | In which Matt shows Bernie his new place. |
| February 01, 2001 | Furnishings | | | In which Matt's apartment gets partly furnished. |
| February 02, 2001 | You Want Fries With That? | | | In which Alicia's long lost brother is found, and a couch still doesn't get moved. |
| February 03, 2001 | Bernie's Messenger Service | | | In which Alicia is finally back, and Bernie delivers news, or tries to at least. |
| February 04, 2001 | Stuff And Nonsense | | | In which Bernie learns the meaning of Stuff, which is not at all like the meaning of Christmas, and other things are discussed. |
| February 05, 2001 | Fun With Subtexts | | | In which Bernie and Marcus chat, and have donuts... |