| July 22, 2003 | Serendipity Finds Haven | | | Ren arrives in Haven, not quite intentionally. |
| August 21, 2003 | Vegetable Love | | | Meeting more people, the plight of the were-pumpkin, and then things get a bit dramatic. |
| August 24, 2003 | Unicorns & Pudding / Pride? What Pride? | | | Unicorn children come seeking butterscotch pudding, and Ren upsets Safi. Oops. |
| September 03, 2003 | Voyeurism | | | Things done in public tend to get seen by the public. Sometimes Ren counts as the public. |
| September 09, 2003 | Fuck 'im 'Til He Breaks | | | A rather risque discussion. |
| September 18, 2003 | Safi's Cage | | | Ren and Safi talk about love. |
| September 21, 2003 | Mopey Mages and The Rudiments of Magic | | | Justin gets cheered up a bit, startled, and to tell Ren more about how magic works. |
| September 28, 2003 | Pirates and Breasts | | | Safi's taste in literature is broadened, although not necessarily as far as some might prefer. |
| October 03, 2003 | Songs of Innocence and Experience | | | A brief interlude of reading aloud. |
| October 15, 2003 | Uncle Ren Advises | | | Ren plays agony auntuncle. |