| November 16, 2000 | How Not To Get Thrown Through Plate Glass | | | In which Bernie meets God, and also Steven. |
| December 29, 2000 | Font of Information | | | In which Rina and Steven display an interesting dynamic, and Bernie learns some local history. |
| January 07, 2001 | They're Joking, Right? | | | In which Rina seriously flusters Bernie, Steven threatens to marry Alicia, and Bernie is fine, dammit, now leave me alone! |
| January 15, 2001 | Unarmed Combat | | | In which Bernie doesn't quite have sparring practice. |
| February 06, 2001 | Mah Biscuits Are Burnin'! | | | In which there is chatting and teaching, Bernie meets Sepdet and sees the fabled Righ, and Steven's ass is even hotter than usual (I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist). |
| February 08, 2001 | Bernie's First Moot | | | In which Bernie chats with (at various times) Yi, Alicia, Collin (relating the tale of Steven's misfortune again), Sepdet, and Joseph, as well as attending her first moot |
| February 12, 2001 | Collied (adj.): Blackened, As If With Soot. | | | In which Bernie and Alicia have Arts & Crafts day and chat, then run into Squall at the caern. Oh, and Bernie quotes Shakespeare. 'cause he's cool. |
| February 17, 2001 | Jarred's Challenge | | | In which Jarred and Steven tell stories in Jarred's challenge for Fostern. Bernie arrived late, unfortunately. |
| March 03, 2001 | Beer Therapy | | | In which Bernie gets drunk. Sure, other things also happen, but that's the really new and unusual one. |
| March 04, 2001 | Juggling Eggs | | | In which Cameron kindly helps Bernie with the aftereffects of the previous evening, Bernie finally manages to talk to Leda about the Bigfoot-related weirdo-distraction idea, and Bernie and Kaz discuss a Plan-related problem. |