<OOC> Thane loudly stage whispers. "PSSST... Winter... you're on. Put the mojito down."
<OOC> Winter says "I'm writing!"
<OOC> Brings-the-Pack says "There are mojitos?"
<OOC> Thane says "You're a mage. Can't you make some appear? Like... leviosa mimosa or something?"
Trouble says "+where is a plot I hope never happens: Caern: The Center Tree Consumes- Felix"
Nicodemus throws Karuvar @mail.
Nicodemus . o O (I suppose he's an ally.)
Nicodemus says "Also, wow, make sure you hit the space bar when typing 'an ally'.""
Sky says "Why can't we all just work with competent, reasonable people?"
Slug says "There wouldn't be enough to staff just one profession with entirely competent, reasonable people."
Slug says "Unless that profession was REALLY tiny. Like, "Sloth Groomer", or "Professional Urinator""
Brings-the-Pack says "How much does professional urinator pay?"
Slug says "Depends."
Fwiffo is about to shoot a product demo video...
Alicia says "Can I bet your hand model?"
Trouble says "Alicia, you may have a gambling problem."
Alicia gambles away one of Trouble's hands, loses terribly.
Amy wins the hand, is a hand up.
Trouble sighs and deals a new hand.
Runetree gives the hand away, a handout.
Masao finds the hand in a pawn shop, secondhand.
Runetree just groans, in general.
Masao grins.
Runetree is totally unable to come to grips with it.
Trouble says "You mean you can't handle it?"
Runetree beams.
Trouble asks, offhand. Which is apparently how I'm doing everything, now.
Masao says "Rune deserves a fair shake..."
Runetree clearly has his hands full here...
Trouble gives Rune a hand with that.
Runetree says "That's good, that way it won't get out of hand."
Amy shops for a handsfree headset for Trouble.
Trouble says "This's been quite a show of hands. Though we probably don't yet have all hands on deck."
Runetree is gonna throw his hands up soon.
Runetree says "I mean I now have a whole SCREEN of this hands."
Trouble washes her hands of it. "...I guess you shouldn't have eaten them."
Finds-His-Way watched Das Boot today.
Reagan says "Yeesh. Brutal film."
Samantha says "Why are you watching a boot?"
Finds-His-Way says "Because there weren't any good shoes on."
Frederick says "I'm a guy. We work like EGA graphics cards. We can distinguish 16 colors. If the lighting is good."
Brings-the-Pack eyes texts from the SO. "One of the employees is retiring today, so they've got a male stripper coming in. The SO has been put on stripper watch because the guy texted this morning for the employees to put a playlist together (I helpfully suggested Violent Femmes' "Dance Motherf*cker Dance" and Scissor Sisters' "I don't feel like dancing") and is now 40 minutes late, having texted that he just got pulled over for speeding, someone stole his fireman costume, and so he hopes cowboy will be okay."
Brings-the-Pack says "We're now discussing the merits of a stripper training course certification program so as to help ensure better quality control."
Brings-the-Pack says "And the stripper showed up. And peed in the bushes behind the business before coming in."
Slug says "If he was more professional I bet his career would really take off."
BazBot coughed while drinking cinnamon schnaps yesterday and inhaled some.
BazBot says "Worst pain I felt in 5 years."
BazBot says "It was like giving CPR to a dragon."