| January 27, 2001 | Hide And Seek | | | In which Bernie gets a little lupus training. |
| January 28, 2001 | "Am I dead?" "...Not yet." | | | In which Bernie is somewhat traumatized by the aftermath of Rotem's firsting (though possibly not as badly as the church doors are), Matt continues to make himself beloved of the Gnawers, and cookies are eaten. With milk. Mmmm, milk. |
| January 31, 2001 | Matt's Flat | | | In which Matt shows Bernie his new place. |
| February 01, 2001 | Furnishings | | | In which Matt's apartment gets partly furnished. |
| February 04, 2001 | Stuff And Nonsense | | | In which Bernie learns the meaning of Stuff, which is not at all like the meaning of Christmas, and other things are discussed. |
| February 05, 2001 | Reconnaissance Art | | | In which there is chatting and Chinese food, and Bernie and Matt finally carry out Phase One of The Secret Plan. |
| February 07, 2001 | Honor, Wisdom, and Glory | | | In which Bernie tells Matt about Steven's misfortune, and learns about the creeds. |
| February 08, 2001 | Bernie's First Moot | | | In which Bernie chats with (at various times) Yi, Alicia, Collin (relating the tale of Steven's misfortune again), Sepdet, and Joseph, as well as attending her first moot |
| March 09, 2001 | Oh, Were You Gone? | | | In which Matt finally returns, and gets introduced to Denny's and the Park Umbra as well as being filled in (if briefly) on all he's missed while off in Portland. |
| March 11, 2001 | L'Chaim! | | | In which Bernie is utterly embarrassed, Alicia is seriously pissed off, and Cameron is a Bad Influence, but it's fun.... for the most part. |