| January 28, 2001 | "Am I dead?" "...Not yet." | | | In which Bernie is somewhat traumatized by the aftermath of Rotem's firsting (though possibly not as badly as the church doors are), Matt continues to make himself beloved of the Gnawers, and cookies are eaten. With milk. Mmmm, milk. |
| February 02, 2001 | You Want Fries With That? | | | In which Alicia's long lost brother is found, and a couch still doesn't get moved. |
| February 03, 2001 | Bernie's Messenger Service | | | In which Alicia is finally back, and Bernie delivers news, or tries to at least. |
| February 08, 2001 | Bernie's First Moot | | | In which Bernie chats with (at various times) Yi, Alicia, Collin (relating the tale of Steven's misfortune again), Sepdet, and Joseph, as well as attending her first moot |
| February 09, 2001 | Baddog | | | In which Yi helps Banecruncher find the mind he lost, Kaz shows Bernie the park's Umbra, and Bernie recruits another co-conspirator... |
| February 11, 2001 | WWF (WereWolf Farmhouse) Smackdown! | | | In which Yi gives Rotem the -serious- smackdown. And everyone thinks it's about damn time. Go Yi! |
| February 17, 2001 | The Doors | | | In which Rotem makes some progress toward getting another chance, and the Church gets its replacement doors. |
| February 28, 2001 | The Right Stuff | | | In which Bernie, Kaz, and Rotem discuss advanced Stuff theory. |
| March 01, 2001 | Frankweiler, My Dear... | | | In which Rotem pisses off Bernie and Kaz, who then discuss several things, most notably the Secret Plan, and Bernie meets Valoran. Also, Kaz explains Camps. |
| March 02, 2001 | Some Cubs Never Learn | | | In which Bernie tells Rotem off, and said cub talks himself into an asskicking. Again. No, not from Bernie. Sorry to disappoint. ;) |