| December 25, 2000 | Like Dancing, Only Completely Different | | | In which Bernie and Alicia chat over cake, and Roger gives out free advice and opinons. Get 'em while they're hot! |
| March 01, 2001 | Frankweiler, My Dear... | | | In which Rotem pisses off Bernie and Kaz, who then discuss several things, most notably the Secret Plan, and Bernie meets Valoran. Also, Kaz explains Camps. |
| March 04, 2001 | Juggling Eggs | | | In which Cameron kindly helps Bernie with the aftereffects of the previous evening, Bernie finally manages to talk to Leda about the Bigfoot-related weirdo-distraction idea, and Bernie and Kaz discuss a Plan-related problem. |